Silver bouffant, saucy smile, kitten heels,
terrorists dare not even speak your name.
Your predecessors made some dodgy deals;
some people are so blind they lack the shame.
A Euro-judgement clears the USA,
So party in a pair of Jimmy Choos
and shake it down my darling bud of May –
what else will show you are my greatest muse?
The love that dare not speak its name is true.
My lonely candle burning in despair,
I flicker with these dreams I wish you knew –
don’t snuff them out, just smother me with care.
Theresa May, my babe, my crazy chick,
all I ask: drop this extraditing shtick.
-Talha Ahsan, HMP Long Lartin